Thursday, August 18, 2005
Brain Sucking Devices:
We know that cell phones are really brain sucking devices used for driving really badly.
Georgia has been considering new laws that would allow only the use of 'hands free' brain sucking cell phones. This proves that legislatures have no need for cell phones because they have no brains.
This law if enacted, can drivers can get back to eating, smoking and driving while having their brains sucked out by their 'hands free" brain sucking cell phones.
I and many others bear witness to such an events. Today a lady taking on the phone was also eating, smoking and driving (though not very well).
We know that cell phones are really brain sucking devices used for driving really badly.
Georgia has been considering new laws that would allow only the use of 'hands free' brain sucking cell phones. This proves that legislatures have no need for cell phones because they have no brains.
This law if enacted, can drivers can get back to eating, smoking and driving while having their brains sucked out by their 'hands free" brain sucking cell phones.
I and many others bear witness to such an events. Today a lady taking on the phone was also eating, smoking and driving (though not very well).
